An (abbreviated and annotated) conversation which occurred between myself (hereafter referred to as “me”) and a pretty bank teller (hereafter referred to as “pbt”)

my thoughts will be in parentheses.

me: how are you? (man, she’s pretty…)

pbt: good, how are you?

me: good. sore. I went to a concert last night and got the crap kicked out of me…

pbt: oh, was the the U—- concert? with C—- K—-? who else? (!?!!?!!!????)

me: yeah! with the T—- freaking C—-! it was AMAZING. (who is this woman? can she be mine forever?)

pbt: oh, T—- C—-? is J—- S—- still singing for them?

me: yeah (she has to be the one for me.)

pbt: I thought about going, my husband almost talked me into it. (DAMNIT!!!!)

me: oh man it was SO GOOD, so did your husband go? (wow that’s a big ring)

pbt: nah, he stayed home and played video games 

me: a noble pursuit (lucky BASTARD)

pbt: I haven’t heard anything from U—- in a long time, have they released anything new?

me: yeah, their last album was great, they fired the dude who sang all stupid and got the old dummer from N—- J—- to take his place. (I’ll be alone forever)

pbt: I saw N—- J—- back when J—- S—- was singing for them and the singer from M—- came out and sang with him (HOLY SHIT THAT SOUNDS AMAZING)

me: HOLY SHIT THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. M—- is one of my favorite bands ever.

pbt: oh me too, they were my favorite band until their last album which I didn’t like (she’s perfect! DAMNIT!)

me: nobody did (DAMNIT!), they’re making a new album though, and it’s not supposed to sound like that last album.

pbt: really?

me: yeah, I’ve been reading all the interviews (DAMNIT!)

pbt: so more like the sound they had on A—- L—-?

me: I think more like the sound on C—- F—- U—- T—- F—-, and B—- S—-.

pbt: ooooh, C—- F—- U—- T—- F—- is my favorite… (DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!)

me: oh me too! (DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT) well I gotta go

the transaction now long over…

pbt: okay, well you like good music, we should have this conversation again sometime. (DAMNIT)

me: you too! see you later.

(DAMNIT. do you have a sister?)

That’s not how it works, Ben… that’s not how that works, that not how that works, that isn’t how it works, Ben. How does it work? I don’t know how it works, nobody does, but this isn’t how it works, Ben. There’s a way that it works, it works, but this isn’t how it works okay, Ben? You got that?

That’s not how this works. 

WOW.

fuckyeahthomyorke:

thom yorke = crackfox.

predators looks fucking rad…

Duckface is dumb. but I submit that ANY face is acceptable when shredding.

one is SUPPOSED to make dumb ass faces when shredding. ESPECIALLY on the 12-string side of  double-necked Gibson SG.

antiduckface:

this one came to us asking the question “Jimmy Page Duckface… Is it allowed? The man was the lead guitarist and composer of the most successful rock and roll band of all time… He wrote Stairway to Heaven… But is he allowed to make a duckface? You be the Judge.

we took a vote, and it’s official: jimmy page is allowed to do any gosh darned thing he pleases. including making duckface.

justinrampage:

Relive the adventures of Zelda II! Only this time play it as a 3D First Person Shooter! Michael Johnston took it upon himself to recreate this amazing game in a 3D environment till the end of the first boss battle. Have fun!

Zelda II FPS by Michael Johnston

Via: Ufunk

this is for katie.

Nemesis // by Sam Nielson

(via dbsw, geektrooper)